Birdie

For the parent who runs everything

The group-chat load, handled.

Birdie is a phone number that runs your family's logistics — texts the other parents, reads the school email, chases the form until it's signed — and reports back. No app. No dashboard. No login.

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Birdie Text Message
Today 4:12 PM
can you set up a playdate for ava with her friend mia sometime this weekend
Love it. I don't have Mia's parent on file yet — who should I text, and what's their number?
Priya, 555-0134
Saturday's open after 1; Sunday's packed. I'd text Priya: "Hi Priya, this is Birdie, Joe's assistant — would Sat 1–4 work for a playdate, at either house?"
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Later
Priya says Saturday at 2, their place. Booked it — invite's on its way to you both. Want a reminder to grab Ava's EpiPen? 🥜
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An actual Birdie conversation, trimmed for space.

The problem

Every family has a default parent — the one who knows picture day is Tuesday, the permission slip is due Friday, and Mia's mom hasn't answered about Saturday.

The work isn't hard. It's relentless: reading, remembering, texting, waiting, nudging, rescheduling. Apps don't help — they're one more inbox to manage.

What Birdie actually does

Five things it does every week, over text.

01

It runs the errand, not just the reminder.

Tell Birdie "get me three fence quotes" and it finds the companies, texts them, and reports back — numbers included. It follows up with people who don't answer, politely, and knows when to stop.

Sample thread
Parent

get me a few quotes for replacing the back fence

Birdie

On it. Anyone in mind, or should I find three fence companies nearby with decent reviews and text them? I'll need a rough length and wood vs. vinyl, whenever you have a second.

02

It reads the school email so you don't have to.

Connect Gmail — read-only, always — and Birdie catches what matters: the deadline, the schedule change, picture day. The urgent thing becomes a text today. Newsletters die in peace.

Sample thread
Birdie

Heads up — picture day is Thu, and the order form's due tomorrow. Link's in the Lincoln email from this morning. Want a reminder tonight so it doesn't get lost? 📸

Remind me 8pm Got it
03

Sunday night, you already know the week.

One short text, a day at a time, in order — what's coming, what needs you, what Birdie's already handling. The "what's going on this week?" scramble, retired. Want it Friday instead? Say so.

Sunday Rundown 🐦
Monnothing on the books
Tuefield trip form due 📝
Wedpiano 4pm
Thupicture day 📸, checkup 10am
Friclear
SatMia's playdate 1pm
Sunyou're all caught up
04

You're always the parent.

Birdie never sends anything to a new person without showing you the message first — one tap to approve, edit, or skip. Your email and calendar are read-only by Google-enforced permission, not policy promise.

Every first message, every time
Birdie

"Hi Priya, this is Birdie, Joe's assistant — would Sat 1–4 work for a playdate?"

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05

It texts like a person.

Warm, a little quirky, and genuinely on your side — the friend who's on top of it, not the app that's excited about it. And it's your call how it sounds: bright by default, or professional, or hilarious.

Sample thread
Parent

lol you're a lot sometimes

Birdie

Fair 😄 I can dial it any way you like — pick one and I'll switch: Bright · Professional · Hilarious

Trust & privacy

The honest page.

Everything here is enforced in code — most of it provably, some of it by permissions Birdie couldn't exceed if it tried.

Read-only means read-only.

Gmail and Calendar are read permissions, full stop. Google enforces it at the API level — Birdie can't send an email as you, accept an invite as you, or touch your account.

You approve first contact.

Birdie never texts someone new without showing you the exact message first. One tap: Send it, Edit, or Skip.

STOP is forever.

Anyone who opts out is never contacted again — Birdie tells you it can't reach them rather than trying anyway.

Your data stays yours.

The AI runs inside Birdie's own AWS account, never sent to Anthropic's servers. Full export or full delete, on request.

Read the full trust page →

A little birdie already handled it.

Start texting Birdie No app to install. Say hi, and Birdie asks what it needs to know as you go.